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Plate Demotivational Poster


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.

TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.

TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
Nice one.


TAGS: george carlin line collection plate
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

440wakeup - October 4, 2011, 4:27 am
been done b4 but with strip clubs

ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".

TAGS: heart breastplate bestway men sawopen
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 2:09 pm
I know the other is actually allowing them one sporting event on the TV interruption free...put then the chore list never gets done!
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 11:10 am

Nahhh, Prissy~~~You and I both know there are at least two other ways. One of them is food.

REDUNDANCY - Really Proud To Be Canadian

TAGS: life tramp stamp licence plate ass
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

forseti - April 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
As a German, I of course want to invade!!! 5L
Sean - July 14, 2009, 5:43 pm
No LD, the tunnel part is covered up.
BriaHere - July 14, 2009, 4:13 pm
I am proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. Oh wait, I'm English.
LogicDude - July 14, 2009, 2:17 pm
I hate motifakes where the text just repeats what's in the picture...AND this is a tunnel too? Wait...it's not? That's her...oh. Nevermind.
CANADA - July 14, 2009, 11:14 am
i know a girl with that exact tattoo, it might be her. shes from winnipeg
Mr_Jones - June 15, 2009, 10:41 am
Proud to be an american, where at least i kno i'm free, and i plan to fuk every canadian, who looks so damn sexy



OCD IS A BONUS FOR A CHEF - Insures your plate presentation is perfect! (Now where did the grey one go?)

TAGS: insures your plate presentation is perfect
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 18, 2010, 9:55 pm
You mean you wouldn't order it in my restaurant? Sniff... And it was a tribute...
GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:39 pm

memories -

TAGS: memories vwbus license plate 70s
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - October 14, 2013, 11:02 pm
Extra spares, extra headlights, and a stout St Christopher on the dash to glom onto
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 9:25 pm
Yeah you're right about that GaryO, I remember that it was only about half paved then with the other half gravel. I remember all the signs too that were posted saying things like "2 killed here"
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 9:22 pm
I think there was only one model of strollers back then, this was it. They've definitely come a long way since then. I'll bet you can buy one with a built in coffee maker now, I think they can go over a thousand bucks.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 14, 2013, 12:32 pm
I remember being pushed in one of those strollers! Haha!
GaryO - October 14, 2013, 9:11 am
Shyt, the AlCan in the ‘70s was no picnic. Cheers to that.
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 8:52 am
It was probably slow GaryO but it was pretty tough! We used to drive it from California to Canada to go camping every summer, and once took it on the Alaska highway all the way to the end. We had a good laugh recently when we noticed that on the plates
GaryO - October 14, 2013, 8:39 am
Yeah, that’s a bit before they tried to beef up the van. I think WTF meant Where’s The Fahrvergnügen, those boxes were still s-l-o-w in the ‘70s
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:29 am
This is actually my youngest sister in the picture :)

REJECTED - Not funny enough.

TAGS: sad face on a plate
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

Mirromere - December 17, 2010, 11:27 pm
I understand. Sorry.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 4:40 am
foresti - December 17, 2010, 4:39 am
not funny enough for constructive criticism, sorry
Mirromere - December 16, 2010, 11:50 pm
Thank you for your... constructive criticism.
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:17 pm


VANITY PLATES - they tell the truth

TAGS: vanity plates hummers
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Christine

lolman - May 13, 2009, 1:57 am
VANITY PLATES - Excellent for making those broke homeless pricks feel even more homeless and broke.
Fatty - July 30, 2008, 4:42 pm
VANITY PLATES - you want to tell everyone "I'm a huge Douche" but there is not enough room

dinner for one -

TAGS: motifake blue plate special
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - November 25, 2016, 3:41 am
Nice, and UP yours.
JesusWept - November 24, 2016, 10:36 am
We don't celebrate it, but thank you kindly :)
mizzdizz - November 24, 2016, 10:10 am
Tnx, RL! I'd say back at cha, but isn't it a different day where you're at? You're a peach!

Pondering Something -

TAGS: think contemplate pond or lake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - June 28, 2015, 4:14 pm
I think I have a lakering comin' on right now
spacedog - June 28, 2015, 12:40 pm
SEArching for answers? 5L


TAGS: vanity personalized license plate car
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 10:28 am
Thanks! You are right, of course!
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 10:16 am
You come up with some great Pics, Up yours

Occupation: Stripper -

Eat Meat ? -

TAGS: then know what is plated
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 5, 2014, 11:54 am
Yep. Also the most valuable chemical in our bodies. Last check, $104.00 per ounce. Mizz, it is 1:am in my time zone... well into the brandy hours.
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:44 am
Bananas are a good source of potassium---I LUV bananas! I like them nice and ripe and firm. LOL! If you just choked on your coffee, laughing Edge, I have succeeded!
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:38 am
Absolutely farging useless! Probably won't even make good fertilizer with my daily caffine and nicotine intake! LOL!
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:46 am
Ashes to be scattered in the China Sea and Elk River, TN. So... about 106 dollars worth of minerals? That is, unless I really increase the number of bananas I eat.
ipaprime - December 5, 2014, 8:31 am
everything dies the question is, How useful will you be when your dead?
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 2:05 am
Slaughterhouse comment, not quality of life, was my reference point.
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 2:01 am
I need to watch my spelling tonight! LOL! Its baaaaad!
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:59 am
BLM land. The slaughter house is just that. The place where they slaughter the cattle. They aren't raised there. There are exceptions, but if you're in The States? Enjoy your steak and tell the troublemakers to bugger off! I live in cattle country. Enjoy!
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:48 am
I'm not sure where you're at Edge, but most beef in The States is raised west of the Mississippi River, where their rased 'free range'. The cattle are allowed to roam on large tracts of land that are either privately owned, or they have permits to use ...